Brie's Corner

I can’t do it. The grammar is so bad I feel like need a translator. It distracts me from the story. These are the first two paragraphs:The television was on and I heard him. Like his voice was a magnet, even though I wanted to avoid that room, would do anything to avoid it unless ordered otherwise, my body floated from the kitchen to the living room.Cooter was in his easy chair watching it and, automatically, my body stopped nowhere near his chair.The structure is so awkward. Is that a gimmick to make it sound different and lyric? Or maybe the author doesn’t know how to write... People say the stories are cracktastic and the author sure has tons of fans, but as I said, I can’t keep reading.Also, the book comes with this note:"In previous works, I appreciate that you’ve put up with a variety of editing errors, whether you’ve done it patiently or impatiently. I hope I’ve settled my “past” issues (to my girl Kate Dobson, thank you for pointing that out)".She settled her past issues? How about her present ones? I guess that's why she says "past".